Joecom Blog

Welcome to the Joecom Blog! This page shows updates and events for all subsidiaries of Joecom, such as Joecom•X, Turtle, Inc., and Woodchuck Ltd., plus many more!

Monday, December 30, 2013
Good evening, everybody who accidentally opened this page thinking it was the Chuck Norris wiki! This is the first day of the new wiki. This blog has been in the works for a bit, so here's a couple of recent events:

Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Merry Late Christmas! "Today," we welcomed a new employee, Siri, as well as several large pads of paper expected to serve as late as 2017. We also recieved several packs of ink, expected to last for an indefinite amount of time, as all pens use Noodler's Ink sucked out of a bottle.

Thursday, December 26, 2013
A secret project was begun today, using one of the four giant pads of paper. When asked for a hint about production, Siri said, "It's nice of you to ask, but I don't think my opinion really matters."

Saturday, January 11, 2014
Happy Late New Year! Today, Joecom•X authorized viewing of several pages of the current full-length graphic novel/work in progress, Planet for One. "Oh, okay," said an unidentified mother on viewing the pages. The plot of the revealed section of the book centers on a cyborg and a malevolent insect invading what appears to be a flying lakeship. Also recently, a large selection of ancient art was unearthed in the storage space. These include an early Chuck depiction, and many Dragonboy comics. Bad news for the latter, Joecom•X formally distanced itself from a graphic novel entitled ''A Soda Adventure. ''The reason is, well, it was made during one of the climaxes of Joe's never-ending experimental phase.