Dad's College Friends

Dad's College Friends
This included Tubby and the Ex-Mole.

Tubby
Tubby was Dad's roommate in college. He had the top bunk, which was a problem because he was 420,000,347 pounds. Rolls of fat tended to hang off of either side of the bunk, often trapping Dad in the morning like a great blubbery curtain. Tubby also reeked, probably because he wouldn't fit in the shower.

The Ex-Mole
The Ex-Mole's name is unknown. After a mysterious "Buick/Pork Incident", the creature developed stalk eyes and a third leg.